1. Would you rather Take a potions class or Take an herbology class
2. Would you rather Own the Flying Ford Anglia or Own a Nimbus 2000
3. Would you rather Attend Hogwarts or Attend Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
4. Would you rather Go to the Yule Ball or Go to the Quidditch World Cup
5. Would you rather Have Dolores Umbridge be your mom or Have Peter Pettigrew be your Significant Other
6. Would you rather Own the Time-Turner or Own the Marauders Map
7. Would you rather Fight a Hungarian Horntail or Fight a Basilisk
8. Would you rather Bring back Sirius Black or Bring back Fred Weasley
9. Would you rather Be roommates with Draco Malfoy or Be roommates with Dudley
10. Would you rather Be best friends with Neville Longbottom or Be best friends with Luna Lovegood
11. Would you rather Save Dobby or Save Hedwig
12. Would you rather Visit Hogsmeade village or Visit Diagon Alley
13. Would you rather Be a seeker in Quidditch or Be a keeper in Quidditch
14. Would you rather Be chased through the Forbidden Forest by Aragog or Be chased through Hogwarts by Fluffy
15. Would you rather Go through the wall at the platform or Transport through a fireplace using Floo Powder
16. Would you rather Go on a date with Hermione or Go on a date with Ginny
17. Would you rather Be lost in the Forbidden Forest or Be lost in the Triwizard maze
18. Would you rather Be a prisoner in Azkaban for 20 years or Be a House Elf for the Malfoys for 20 years
19. Would you rather Have a Howler deliver all your messages or Eat every flavour of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean
20. Would you rather Sneak into the Restricted Section with a borrowed invisibility cloak or Get caught brewing Polyjuice Potion in Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom
21. Would you rather Be assigned a week of detention with Argus Filch or Have Professor Trelawney predict your death every morning
22. Would you rather Have Gilderoy Lockhart erase your memory “accidentally” or Be on the receiving end of one of Fred and George’s prank products daily for a month
23. Would you rather Write your O.W.L.s with a cursed quill or Take your N.E.W.T.s while riding a Hippogriff midair
24. Would you rather Accidentally drink a love potion made for Ron or Share a pumpkin juice with Professor Slughorn while he name-drops famous students
25. Would you rather Have to duel a fully grown Blast-Ended Skrewt or Babysit Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback for a weekend
26. Would you rather Be stuck in the Room of Requirement for 48 hours or Spend a night in the Forbidden Forest with only Fang for company
27. Would you rather Have to wear Ron’s hand-me-down dress robes to every formal event or Only be able to communicate through Parseltongue for a week
28. Would you rather Be assigned Crabbe and Goyle as group project partners or Be on a Quidditch team captained by Zacharias Smith
29. Would you rather Be permanently followed by a clumsy house-elf or Have Peeves the Poltergeist narrate your every move
30. Would you rather Eat every single item at the Hogwarts feast until you explode (like Aunt Marge) or Be banned from Honeydukes for life
31. Would you rather Only be able to apparate into awkward situations or Get splinched slightly every time you apparate
32. Would you rather Be the subject of one of Rita Skeeter’s scandalous articles or Accidentally insult a centaur during Divination class
33. Would you rather Share a dormitory with Colin Creevey and his camera or With Lavender Brown and her love of Won-Won
34. Would you rather Sit through a five-hour History of Magic lecture by Professor Binns or Listen to a full Fwooper song without going mad
35. Would you rather Get cursed with tentacle fingers from a misfired spell or Grow antlers every time someone says “Muggle”
37. Would you rather Drink only pumpkin juice for the rest of your life or Be hexed to sneeze slugs once a day, every day
38. Would you rather Be Sorted into the wrong House publicly or Have a Boggart appear every time you open your closet
39. Would you rather Have a Howler deliver all your messages or Eat every flavour of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean
40. Would you rather Be followed by a singing portrait of Sir Cadogan 24/7 or Have to duel Professor Flitwick in front of the whole school